Module four on activation was the week our CPO stopped asking for a single green number. We still argue, but we argue from the contract.
Sofia · Product, Dublin (commutes in for London lunch)
A working room for people who already have charts and still cannot explain activation without a footnote. Thursday evenings, United Kingdom time.
The atelier is the programme we still argue about between seasons. It assumes you can open your analytics tool without a tutorial. It does not assume your event names mean anything to a colleague hired last month. You will write, strike, and rewrite a dictionary. You will present a funnel that has a named owner. You will hold a cohort long enough to be bored by it.
Export the event list. Strike anything that cannot be defined in one sentence. Map duplicates. This week produces discomfort and a shorter spreadsheet.
Anonymous to known, device to user, and the UK-shaped problem of consent withdrawing an identifier you still join on in the warehouse.
Ordered steps as contracts, not screenshots. We practise converting a “happy path” slide into exclusions a sceptic would demand.
Who benefits from a loose definition. How to pick a first-value event that product, growth, and finance can all dislike equally — which is often the honest one.
Calendar vs. bounded retention, resurrection, and the paragraph you will actually send. Guest hour with a former FP&A lead.
When a boolean hid a journey. When “type” became a junk drawer. Schema craft inside the atelier, not as a side quest.
A document, not a dashboard tour. What moved, what did not, what you will not claim. Students present to the room.
Final packets. How to hand a dictionary to a successor. What the atelier will not have fixed — including vendor limitations you still have to live with.
Former lead for product instrumentation at a London marketplace, then a stretch in a payments firm that had five Mixpanel projects and no owner. She has taught the atelier since 2021. She still writes event specs by hand before anyone opens a tracking plan tool.
Module four on activation was the week our CPO stopped asking for a single green number. We still argue, but we argue from the contract.
Sofia · Product, Dublin (commutes in for London lunch)
I underused the identity module because our app still has a guest checkout we refuse to touch. The atelier cannot politically fix that. Helena said so in week two, which I needed to hear before I blamed the curriculum.
Tom W. · Oxford
Enough to join a user table to an events table and to distrust a GUI that hides the join. We are not a SQL school. If you have never written a WHERE clause, take a weekend primer first; you will otherwise spend week five lost in the warehouse rather than in the cohort.
You can. We will be frank about its event model and about exploration sampling. Several students have completed the atelier on GA4 plus a spreadsheet. It is slower. It is honest.
It will not migrate your stack, hire your analyst, or produce a board-ready forecast. It also will not make a product with no repeat use look retained. If your app is a one-time utility, we will spend week five saying so, and that conversation is often the most expensive one in the room — in attention, not in fees.
Twelve seats. We have run with nine. We cancel below seven rather than pad with spectators.