Curriculum

Programmes currently on the desk

One flagship atelier, three clinics, and a short schema intensive. Fees are listed on the fees page. Detail for the atelier lives on its own page; the clinics share a season timetable sent after enrolment.

Person reviewing a mobile prototype

4 weeks · Clinic

Mobile Funnel Clinic

Install, permission, first value. We treat App Store and Play Console as part of the funnel, not a marketing sidecar. ATT, SKAN opacity, and deferred links are in the lab, not the appendix.

Line charts printed and marked in pencil

5 weeks · Desk

Retention Modelling Desk

How to hold a cohort, how to exclude billing ghosts, and how to write the paragraph finance will actually read. Includes a session on resurrection campaigns that inflate D30.

Terminal and monitoring graphs

3 weeks · Intensive

Event Schema Craft

Versioning, required properties, and the unfashionable work of deprecating a beloved event. Aimed at the person who currently “owns Mixpanel” in a spreadsheet nobody else opens.

Code and a notebook beside a mug

4 weeks · Studio

Experiment Readout Studio

Guardrails, peeking, and the difference between a shipping decision and a story. We practise writing a readout that names the metric that did not move.